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Grand High Dictator of The Universe
A mean green mutha from outer space

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jesus-lizard-journal:

spoliamag:

“Bees are the smallest of birds. They are born from the bodies of oxen, or from the decaying flesh of slaughtered calves; worms form in the flesh and then turn into bees. Bees live in community, choose the most noble among them as king, have wars, and make honey. Their laws are based on custom, but the king does not enforce the law; rather the lawbreakers punish themselves by stinging themselves to death. Bees are afraid of smoke and are excited by noise. Each has its own duty: guarding the food supply, watching for rain, collecting dew to make honey, and making wax from flowers.”
From a medieval bestiary.

fucking adorable.

jesus-lizard-journal:

spoliamag:

Bees are the smallest of birds. They are born from the bodies of oxen, or from the decaying flesh of slaughtered calves; worms form in the flesh and then turn into bees. Bees live in community, choose the most noble among them as king, have wars, and make honey. Their laws are based on custom, but the king does not enforce the law; rather the lawbreakers punish themselves by stinging themselves to death. Bees are afraid of smoke and are excited by noise. Each has its own duty: guarding the food supply, watching for rain, collecting dew to make honey, and making wax from flowers.”

From a medieval bestiary.

fucking adorable.

ebilflindas:

oweeeeendennis:

So today Ryan drew that first picture of Mordecai up there. Then Toby, Sarah and I joined in and things kinda got out of hand for an hour.

beautiful

plastickaiju:

Name: SqueedPlatform: FurrybonesArtist: MisakiManufacturer: YTC Summit International Inc.Material: Resin

plastickaiju:

Name: Squeed
Platform: Furrybones
Artist: Misaki
Manufacturer: YTC Summit International Inc.
Material: Resin

shavingryansprivates:

im buying an xbox one

shavingryansprivates:

im buying an xbox one

plastickaiju:

Name: Cherry BlossomsPlatform: KoibitoArtist: LeeciferManufacturer: Munky KingMaterial: Vinyl

plastickaiju:

Name: Cherry Blossoms
Platform: Koibito
Artist: Leecifer
Manufacturer: Munky King
Material: Vinyl

awwww-cute:

Baby Otters!

awwww-cute:

Baby Otters!

plastickaiju:

Name: SilverPlatform: ScarecrowArtist: Gen KitajimaManufacturer: P.P.PuddingMaterial: Sofubi

plastickaiju:

Name: Silver
Platform: Scarecrow
Artist: Gen Kitajima
Manufacturer: P.P.Pudding
Material: Sofubi

w7he:


A Giant Woman.

Drama queen Opal, because i love her. 

w7he:

A Giant Woman.

Drama queen Opal, because i love her. 

skeleton man

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

during an accident as a child a small boy broke his arms and was then exposed to xrays  these rays revealed that the boy was in fact part man, part skeleton

..what?

the SKELETON MAN

wait wait wait wait sorry

part man, part skeleton?

yess just as a centaur is part man, part horse, so too is he, part man, part skeleton

holoska:

good

holoska:

good

ibleachednirvana:

The best

ibleachednirvana:

The best

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